A couple of weeks ago I asked my girlfriend to start thinking about celebrities that given the opportunity, we could engage in a night of guilt-free passion. I told her it would be funny, and she said it would be fun. I should point out that it took me a week to create my list and it took my girlfriend just one night.
The only reason I watched ALL of the first season of American Idol.
#9 - Anine Bing All I know about her is that she is a Dutch supermodel and years ago she would molest me in my dreams.
#8 - Elizabeth Hurley She played the younger Kensington in "Austin Powers." She also had guns hidden in her boobs. Yowza!
#7 - Kate Winslet Something I won't admit in front of my friends, I saw "Titanic"more than 5 times. Not because it was a good love story or becauseof the re-enactment of the Titanic sinking, but because I wantedto see Kate Winslet. Right now I'm thinking of her in a girdle.
#6 - Mandy Moore Before she was an actress, Mandy Moore was a pop-star that competed with the ranks of Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jessica Simpson. She is without a doubt the most classiest and talented of the bunch. Mandy made me laugh so hard in "Saved!"
#5 - Elisha Cuthbert She's probably remember most for her performances on "24" or the "Girl Next Door" or "Old School," but I remember her from "Popular Science for Kids."
#4 - Rachel Bilson The only reason I watched the OC was because of her. I would often watch the OC on mute--I can't stand her character on the show.
# 3 - Scarlett Johannson That suit she wore in "The Island" is still fresh in my memory. Yum.
#2 - Zooey Deschanel The first time I saw Zoey was in "Almost Famous." I think what won me over was the stewardess outfit she wore in that film. The next time I saw her was in "Elf" and she again won me over in her elf suit. I have a thing for costumes.
#1 - Gisele It's no secret, I have a thing for Brazilian long-legged women. I remember back in college--being single and lonely--and dreams of post-graduation flying to Rio de Janiero and finding me a long-legged Brazilian beauty. Fortunately, I waited a month after graduation and met the long-legged woman of my dreams right here in Bremerton.